After spending dozens of hours drifting along midwestern highways, the seemingly benign rural scenery will melt away and reveal itself to be a sinister landscape. Why? Aliens.
Just look! These photos are proof of the frightening technologies and structures that Aliens have been planting throughout America’s fruited planes. Grain silos? High-tension power lines? Power plants and refineries? I think not. These are the tools of Martian terrorists, lying in wait until the day of activation, when the alien overlords push their big red alien button and these colossal metallic beasts begin their great tour of destruction across America’s heartland.
How do I know all this? Deductive reasoning. I can’t identify these structures as valid, functional, (certainly not integral) components of America’s infrastructure, so by default they must be Alien creations, planted on US soil as part of a massive effort to destroy rural earthlings and their pets and trucks and whatnot. Beware! I’m usually right about these things.
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