Beulah Burger

This was probably the best burger I’ve ever had, and I can’t really tell you why. It tasted like it was cooked on a grill that hasn’t been scraped clean for fifty years. It tasted like the product of decades of greasy, beefy buildup. It was really, really good. Maybe the exceptional quality of this burger had something to do with the exceptionally small town where we purchased it. Perhaps the town’s few residents are the chosen ones – the guardians of a well-protected secret burger recipe that dates back to the invention of the cow and ketchup.

If you’re ever in Beulah, make sure to go to the only restaurant in town and get a burger. Hopefully they won’t have cleaned the grill yet.